The Truth (that lies) behind the ESA Mars Express Beagle 2 craft must be told, or if not made up. Did Europe's Beagle 2 Mars probe discover Canvey Island's Lost Concrete Barge? Did they see aliens, that coincidently look like Pinky & Perky, had rescued the craft from the cluches of greedy Yacht Club muppets like Pigs in Space?

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I now call for a public enquiry (well thats the done thing right?) on the whole sordid affair.

1) What happened to Canvey Island's Historical WW2 veteran Concrete Barge that was basking in the Essex sun until that fatefull day 22nd May 2003 ("522") when she myseriously dissapered and even more mysteriously replaced with thousands of pieces of concrete.

2) Why hasn't the ESA "apparently" not been able to communicate with their Mars lander Beagle 2 ?

3) Why did Pinky & Perky mysteriously dissapear from our TV screens and Radio speakers?

More info on the Ferro Concrete Barge may be found at:- www.ConcreteBarge.co.uk

More info may be found about Pinky & Perky on:- www.PinkyandPerky.com

Another Barge Related Auction:- Holbein's Ambassadors Canvey Barge Society

More info on Euro-Mars:- http://www.beagle2.com

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