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War Poster. Item number: 1234567890
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Printed on genuine paper, this is another remarkable artefact from the victorious 2004 peasant's revolt on Canvey Island triggered by the wanton destruction of their beloved concrete barge. The poster was intended to prick the conscience of shiftless borgouise intellectuals by suggesting that their offspring would hold them to ridicule and feel deeply ashamed of them slightly more than usual.

Some of these non-paying passengers to the revolution were even employed in the business of berating young people into creative expression, but couldn't cut the mustard when the balloon went up. History books from that time reveal that these deplorable vermin escaped beheading at the Kismet Park Trials and were generously re-educated and employed as stepping stones in the faithfully re-built and unimproved Jellico Bogs.

Visit www.concretebarge.co.uk to learn what it's all about. Future generations will thank you for it and your children will hate you a bit less.

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